Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
ERROR! REALITY.SYS Corrupted! Reboot UNIVERSE.EXE!
ALL data starts at fingers and ends at eyeballs. - WB9MJN
If God had meant man to fly -- He would have given him more money!!!
In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice, there is.
A product of passion is always of greater value than a product of vocation.
Minds are like parachutes: they only function when they're open!
I'd backup my hard drive, if I could only find the reverse switch?!
It is a little bit hard to tell if a cat is sleeping more than normal.
There's more than one way to skin a cat: Way #27 -- Use an electric sander.
The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.
So many people these days seem to think that a great big hammer is needed to pound in little little nails. Must come from writing Windows programs or something ;-) - Colin Hinz (comp.robotics)
Think for yourself.....Question authority!
Disclaimer: I am not the official spokesperson for anyone. For which organizations that use spokespersons are profoundly grateful.